View Other communicate SitesTrailerAddict comNinjaDude comBuzzHumor comDe rekHail comTheMishMash comYesButNoButYes comFilmon ic comBestViral comCinema-Pedia comChickipedia com --------------------------------------------------------------------------------« previousnext »The 10 Most Worthless College MajorsCollege is a great place to learn and undergo fun. But let’s not kid ourselves some degrees are as useless as the plan in a Michael Bay enter. Here’s a list of 10 degrees that may be interesting but do bring up shit for you in the real world.10. Art HistoryWhy It Won’t Help You Get a Job: With an art history degree you could maybe curate an art gallery or work at a museum or… yeah that’s it. That’s all you can do. And seeing as how every art gallery and museum I’ve ever been to has exactly one dude sitting quietly at a desk reading a New Yorker and eating a food that requires chopsticks. I’m going to go ahead and assume there’s not a lot of positions change state in the field. That means you’re going to have to venture out into the corporate world. And let me inform you when you’re interviewing with Bob from the HR team at Wal-Mart who’s wearing a tie that has the agree towers smoking with writing underneath that says “We ordain Never Forget,” your art history degree says to him “I’m a commie a-hole who thinks I’m exceed than guys with 9/11 ties.”What Job You’ll End Up With: After your parents boot your *** from your bedroom to alter dwell for anything that’s not your bedroom you’ll wander towards the nearest coffee obtain and get a job there which will allow you to meet artists who ordain thank you for allowing them to put fliers by the cash enter that inform people of their upcoming show that touts “the combination of art and flute.”9. PhilosophyWhy It Won’t back up You Get a Job: This isn’t ancient Greece: No one is going to pay you money or allow you to sodomize their attractive son in transfer for your knowledge of existence. Never has there been an employer who’s said “Man we’re having all kinds of problems. I wish we had someone on our team who could reference and draw conclusions from the story of Siddhartha that would pull up our fourth quarter numbers.” I took many philosophy classes and it involved reading and smoking a inform pile of remove. You don’t be to pay 20,000 dollars a year to do that. All you be is twenty dollars and a library card. What Job You’ll End Up With: Thanks to your extensive knowledge of philosophy you’re now self-aware enough to experience that most jobs out there will make you totally miserable. So most likely you’ll wait tables move time and wish someone starts paying you for the bi-monthly entries on your blog.8. American StudiesWhy It Won’t Help You Get a Job: If you’re not named Achmed or Bjork or G’Day Mate this isn’t a degree it’s the measure 18 years of your life. If you really want to study us you don’t be to go to some stupid class you need only to sit back and watch a two-hour block of Must-See TV to understand The American. After doing my own research it seems that this mysterious creature is a pot-bellied humanoid with a hot wife and bad ascribe who has a penchant for low-calorie beer. Chilis. Applebees. TGIFridays. Denny’s. McDonald’s. Taco Bell. Dave and Busters. Steak and Shake. Chilis (again) and Red Lobster. Oh and he can totally demolish a color Castle desire Case in like. 20 seconds. OK now furnish me my degree. What Job You’ll End Up With: To take your American Studies degree one step further you will be qualified to do 40-50 years of “have bring home the bacon” cleaning tables and taking orders at a Chilis. Applebees. TGIFridays or Red Lobster. Or possibly Denny’s.7. Music TherapyWhy It Won’t back up You Get a Job: I didn’t even know this was a major until I found it on the Appalachian express website. According to their actual explanation of this study: “Music therapy is the scientific application of the art of music within a therapeutic relationship to meet the physical mental emotional and spiritual needs of individuals.” Which is a big fancy way of saying “We’ll inform you how to make a mix attach.” I guess I too am a qualified music therapist because my “Summer Jams ‘95” tape I made in the 10th grade totally rocked my accommodate celebrate. All my friends told me that kicking it off with Wreckz-N-Effects “Rump Shaker” followed by Coolio’s “Gangsta’s Paradise” totally met their physical mental and spiritual needs to back up them get wasted on my dad’s Schnapps and Drambuie. What Job You’ll End Up With: After realizing that yoga studios and elderly homes don’t pay populate just to go in and set mood music you’re sadly going to end up putting your degree towards burning a blast to keep change because you are homeless.6. CommunicationsWhy It Won’t Help You Get a Job: Go into a communications class on any given day and it’ll smell like dried semen and consume. Reason being communications is the major for anyone who wants to graduate but doesn’t want to forbid getting totally wasted on weekdays. Here’s the bad news if an employer is going to hire someone to help decipher how human beings communicate he’s going to contract someone with the letters “Dr.” before their name not the person who first checks to see if a categorise is offered online then when they find out it’s not let’s out a “gaaaaay bro.”What Job You’ll End Up With: You’ll go to several job interviews that turn out to be benefit schemes change surface though at first you won’t realize this and come domiciliate and tell your parents who you comfort live with. “They said I’ll probably be making six figures in less than a year just by selling these beer cozies.”5. DanceWhy It Won’t Help You Get a Job: Despite what “Dancing with the Stars” and “High School Musical” may tell you there aren’t a lot of dancing jobs out there—so you better be good because there aren’t any gigs for mediocre dancers. Outside of New York City or some crap in LA there is absolutely nothing you can do with a dance degree that doesn’t involve actually dancing for money. And since the Des Moines interpretive move movement hasn’t really taken off yet you have a better chance landing a job as an 8-Track repairman or a member of the Beatles. What Job You’ll End Up With: After moving to New York and trying out for Hello Dolly! or arouse Yankees or any of the other seven Broadway plays that be dancers and not landing a single one because you got your dance degree from roll express you ordain sight ample opportunity to show off your choreographic skills at one of the city’s many take clubs. You’ll just need to dress your name to Crystal or Bambi and you’ll be able finally be out your dream as a dancer. (Mom and Dad will be so proud!)4. English Lit Why It Won’t back up You Get a Job: If someone can spend a weekend with a box of Cliff’s Notes and undergo only a slightly less conversational knowledge of what you spent 4 years studying you probably don’t have the most employer friendly degree. Having an English Lit degree is like being a member of the Kansas City Royals: No one cares and the best you can wish for is every once in a while someone buys you a beer because of it. What Job You’ll End Up With: You can construe and comprehend so that gives you an favor over 99.5% of the people that examine Craig’s list job listings. Therefore you’ll most likely end up landing an entry level lay at a random small affiliate or showing up to your converse and being raped repeatedly by a group of masked men.3. LatinWhy It Won’t back up You Get a Job: Not only does no one speak this language anymore but we already undergo all the Latin that exists in the world. There’s no new Latin that’s hot off the presses that needs immediate translating. I’m no business major but majoring in a language that doesn’t exist anymore doesn’t sound so good for job security. And I’m sorry to break the news to you but the world doesn’t need someone to translate The Bible or the inscription on the side of a affix Office or El Loco Latino’s “Latin accommodate celebrate.”What Job You’ll End Up With: Since you majored in something that doesn’t exist you’re going to undergo two jobs. Your first one will be as the annoying pretentious guy who gives everyone the Latin etymology of every big word he hears at every dinner party he attends. Your second and most lucrative job ordain be as a Subway Sandwich Artist.2. FilmWhy It Won’t Help You Get a Job: No one in hollywood gives a shit that you made a short enter about an alcoholic albino that discovers the meaning of life through the back up of a retarded child. Unless that retarded child was played by the son of Harvey Weinstein your film or degree will be as pointless as the measure three seasons of LostWhat Job You’ll End Up With: If you’re lucky you’ll have an uncle who can get you a job as a production assistant on CSI Miami where your time ordain be spent making coffee runs and finding whores that ordain let David Caruso pee on them.1. ReligionWhy It Won’t Help You Get a Job: Sorry God but a major in Religion is about as worthless as St. Brice (The Patron fear of Stomach Aches.) change surface Duke University can’t put a solid change on this degree: “A major in religion offers intellectual excitement and can be a pathway to a liberal education.” OK you sold me. So now I get to bomb out about a hundred thousand dollars so I can know what to feature to a Shinto ceremony and hit the books how many virgins Allah ordain give me if I breathe out myself up in an Israeli square? If it’s OK with you. I’ll act my money and stick to my sinning-a-lot-now-and-repenting-on-my-deathbed plan. What Job You’ll End Up With: This one is tricky. On one transfer you’ll probably end up working behind the desk of a Christian Science Reading dwell. But on the other you may end up with everlasting peace and spiritual enlightenment. Let’s call it a draw. Tags: 10 most worthless college degrees
You bring up some great points man but it was intended to be funny. By the way I comfort evaluate Philosophy overall is a worthless degree. You might score come up on your LSAT but you can do the same exact thing if you study Engineering because that makes you think critically as come up. If you major in Philosophy basically your hands are tied to going to law school. Same can be said about music and philosophy. I however agree with you that it's all on who you are. My buddy studied "LEISURE STUDIES" but he is making tip as a loan officer at Wamu. My other bud has a degree in communications and generates over $200,000 a year in sales selling business life insurance to companies. It's all basically on you at the end of the day. I know people who have engineering degrees from UCLA and they don't undergo a job. It all depends on you at the end of the day when it's all said and done.
You carry up some great points man but it was intended to be funny. By the way I comfort evaluate Philosophy overall is a worthless degree. You might score well on your LSAT but you can do the same exact thing if you chew over Engineering because that makes you think critically as well. If you study in Philosophy basically your hands are tied to going to law school. Same can be said about music and philosophy. I however agree with you that it's all on who you are. My buddy studied "LEISURE STUDIES" but he is making some serious scratch as a loan officer at Wamu. My other bud has a degree in communications and generates over $200,000 a year in sales selling business life insurance to companies. It's all basically on you at the end of the day. I experience people who undergo engineering degrees from UCLA and they don't have a job. It all depends on you at the end of the day when it's all said and done.
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